The ULITIMATE Female Joke

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  1. MommyOf4Boys

    MommyOf4Boys TPF Noob!

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    It has long been contended that there are male jokes and there are female jokes. And there are unisex jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.


    A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly
    attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.)
    Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition."
    Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
    The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
    meaningfully said....
    "Clean my house."
     
  2. DestinDave

    DestinDave Master of Non Sequitur

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    Well, my wife and my sister-in-law loved it...
     
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    BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yer right, I love it.
     
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    ahahahhaha

    funny...
     
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    woodsac TPF Noob!

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    Good one.
    I heard a version where the roles were reversed. The man's reply was 'paint my house'. :D
     
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    photogoddess TPF Noob!

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    Yeah right.... like that would happen. :lmao:
     
  7. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    Hahahahahaha!!!

    and once again I find myself saying.... you know why we're laughing????... coz it's true! Gawd how I love it when I get home from work and my boyfriend has cleaned the house.. it's amazing!
     

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