the wee small hours of the aussie mornin

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  1. manda

    manda instigator of pottymouthedness

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    so i was a bad girl over the weekend.
    im in my 20s.
    i do stupid things.
    i say stupid things.
    i promised a taxi driver that i would ring his boss and tell him he was an absolute sweetie for coming to pick 3 girls up in the lonesome of the night but i lost the guy's number. he seemed very excited by the fact that i was gladly going to do him this deed.
    i should not be allowed to sms while drinking.
    i fear my friends said something to someone without my knowledge and are now trying to hide what was said.

    i held up a train for 5 minutes that was already half an hour late.
     
  2. manda

    manda instigator of pottymouthedness

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    anddddd...
    ive been given all these easter eggs and cant stomach any of them because i have the flu.

    im going trolling through the forum now. im so drugged up and have slept way too much through the day so im going to be awake till 2105 now.

    by that time, matt shall be old enough for me to have my way with him.
     
  3. manda

    manda instigator of pottymouthedness

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    here comes chasey cottontail
    hoppin down the forum trail
    hippity hoppity
    chasey's on his way

    bringin voods and mandapants
    every forum tirade rant
    hippity hoppity
    chasey's on his way
     
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    oriecat work in progress

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    Manda!! Get to bed!! You're delirious, woman!
     
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    manda instigator of pottymouthedness

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    wait till u read the limericks :mrgreen:
     
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    oriecat work in progress

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    I just did! :shock: LOL!
     
  7. Chase

    Chase I am now benign! Staff Member Supporting Member

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  8. manda

    manda instigator of pottymouthedness

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    *waits for voods to slam me*
     
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    photobug TPF Noob!

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    Well, all we have to wait for now are the pics of the naked streak down the street at high noon. :lol:

    "But Officer, the drugs made me do it, errrrr.... nevermind."
     
  10. MDowdey

    MDowdey Guest


    are you talking about me?

    i wanna know before i comment...


    md
     
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    Not Neve TPF Noob!

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    Manda, you're making me laugh!

    I had a night like that, online chatting while drinking but I was in my thirties, so that makes it even worse.
     
  12. manda

    manda instigator of pottymouthedness

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    this wasnt online

    i do not know who typed that matthew. someone must have taken control of my password.

    Chhaaassssssssse
     

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