Things you can only say at xmas

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  1. Darfion

    Darfion Soapbox guru...

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    1 I prefer breasts to legs.
    2 Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3 Smother the butter all over the breasts.
    4 If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
    5 I've never seen a better spread!
    6 I fancy a little dark meat for a change.
    7 Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8 It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9 Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10 Don't play with your meat!
    11 Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
    12 Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13 I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
    14 You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15 How long will it take after you put it in?
    16 You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17 Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
    18 That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
    19 I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
    20 Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
     
  2. MDowdey

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    :lmao: :lmao:


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  3. Nytmair

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    awesome post
     
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    Too funny :)
     
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    What you need, Darf, is a good stuffing - and a bit of work with the turkey baster.
     
  6. terri

    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Okay, this made me laugh so much I decided to copy it and send to my husband.

    This is how he replied: :eek:

    # 1) flip-flop

    # 2) so does the promise of a scritch-scratch (EDIT: that's a backrub)

    # 3) refer back to number one

    # 4) I'll second that!

    # 5) I haven't seen a spread lately, what's a spread?

    # 6) I prefer Irish meat and Potato's (when its on the menu)

    # 7) Thirds, fourth's , fifth's ????

    #8 easily remedied

    # 9) patience is my middle name

    # 10) Slap it hard!

    # 11) Where have I heard that before?

    # 12) So you say!

    # 13) That's no fun!

    # 14) It's become part of who I am

    # 15) we measure that in hours 'round my house... :)

    # 16) I prefer to say explodes up!

    # 17) See adjective- line 16

    # 18 Want to pet my turkey, little girl?

    # 19) That's your line!!

    # 20) My motto

    :)
     
  7. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Terri! That's awesome!
     
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    PreludeX TPF Noob!

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    O man, awesome post.. freakin hilarious. and its all true lol.. man thats great
     
  9. terri

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    He's a freak, Corry...I keep telling him, he'd fit in perfectly around here! :wink:
     
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    21 Whose going to help me stuff this bird?
    22 We've run out of custard
    23 Let's toast the Queen
     

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