As part of my community service for pointless innuendo and annoying posts I've had to decorate the forum. The punishment is now finished but I didn't get very far and don't like to leave things unfinished. I've roped in a couple of the guys but it's taking ages. A yet-to-be-passed EU law states we need to have an almost equal measure of male and females doing a task. So come on girls, help me get it off. This old paper just won't budge.