This has to be the funniest clause on an insurance policy ever!

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  1. ShaCow

    ShaCow TPF Noob!

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    AHAHAHAAA...

    Ive just had my insurance policy come through outlineing the terms & conditions for making claims etc.. and had to share this section with you all.

     
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    what are you insuring?
     
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    I would guess probably life?
     
  4. astrostu

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    Ya know, soooooo many more people die in a car crash - or even airplane crash - than they do of bird flu. The things people choose to get worked up about ...
     
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    It'd be even funnier if he was trying to insure his camera. That would be priceless.
     
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    i always like the clause on car insurance which states you cannot take part in any racing or pacemaking :D

    i like this story, i think i read it on this forum sometime ago

     
  7. ShaCow

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    lol. I thought Id wait for a few more guess's as to what it what insurance for...

    It is actually insurance for the caravan.:lmao:
     
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    Well, that makes sense after all. Many the time I've been driving along a country road and chickens attempted to throw themselves in front of my vehicle. What if the chickens had Avian flu and were attempting suicide? My only recourse in that situation would be to avoid the chance of being smeared with liquified chicken after impact and drive into the ditch.

    Clearly the insurers see this as a possibility and the attorneys for said insurers have precluded profiting from this lapse in judgment. So if you purposefully drive into a ditch to avoid flu-ridden, suicidal chickens - or other birds - you are on your own.

    Sorry. If I were you I'd carry a shotgun to intercept the trajectory of any intersection-intent chicken.
     
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    HAHA, Ive just bought myself a new slingshot so maybe that will come in handy.... We can't just go and buy shotguns here in the uk :(
     

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