This will change your life!

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  1. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    I was in the pub not long ago and I got chatting to this old boy, the way you do. Well, he told me this thing and I thought 'wow!' because it made everything so clear. I suddenly understood the meaning of everything, and I do mean everything. Life, the Universe, why there is never a cop around when you need one, allergies, belly button lint, the cost of pork, my dislike of avocados - everything.
    And it was so simple. Just a few words.
    He said... let me just get it right. He said... What was it now?
    It was something to do with shoe polish I think.
    Or was it banjos?
    I can't remember, but it doesn't matter because it just changed my life.
    Three simple words...


    No, four...



    About clingfilm... Sealing wax?



    Something like that.



    If you wait a moment....



    ....



    No. Afraid it's gone. Slipped right out of my head.
    But I'm sure it will come back to me. And when it does I'll tell you and it really will change your life.
     
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    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    well it changed my life, I'm now called Lisa, I have red hair and I'm 5ft 7
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    I think we've met.
    If you wear a rather musky aftershave and don't shave your legs then I'm certain of it.
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    (Mental note: don't set foot in a UK pub :confused: )
     
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    Better still stay away from people who think they have the secret of life it will just screw you up worse.
     
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    PlasticSpanner TPF Noob!

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    No That's just Hertz! :lol:
     
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    mysteryscribe TPF Noob!

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    I was thinking about the other drunk in the pub...
     
  8. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    We were drunk? That explains a lot. Especially why I found Lostprophet strangely alluring...
     
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    mysteryscribe TPF Noob!

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    Probably Friday, everyone looked better to me on Friday nights. Back when I was young enough to drink, and had testosterone by the gallon.
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    I prefer to drink alcohol but each to his own, I guess.
     
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    :lol::lol::lol:Hilarious:lol::lol::lol:
     

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