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ferny said:
Artemis said:
After a bit of heavy petting and fondling things


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

EDIT: What things? :roll:
Knobs.

You have to get that music at just the right volumn and tone for things to go smoothly.

I think all these years you've been dragging your stereo into the shower. Didn't it's not eating much make you sus.... ah. Diet. Hmm. Easy mistake to make then.
 
ferny said:
You see, Artemis. When a man loves a woman and he's bought her dinner and five bottles of wine he takes her back to his place. After a bit of heavy petting and fondling things start to get serious. He takes her off to the bathroom, they jump in the shower together and then his stabs her, repeatedly. The reason you use a shower is so the bloody doesn't go everywhere.

Ahh, love. :goodvibe:

Can it go the other way?
 
Hertz van Rental said:
ferny said:
Artemis said:
After a bit of heavy petting and fondling things


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

EDIT: What things? :roll:
Knobs.

You have to get that music at just the right volumn and tone for things to go smoothly.

I think all these years you've been dragging your stereo into the shower. Didn't it's not eating much make you sus.... ah. Diet. Hmm. Easy mistake to make then.
We have static ... shhhhh ... shhhh... you're breaking up .... shhhh ..... didn't get last message .... shhhh.....

Are you drunk Hertz? :?:
 
Artemis said:
ferny said:
You see, Artemis. When a man loves a woman and he's bought her dinner and five bottles of wine he takes her back to his place. After a bit of heavy petting and fondling things start to get serious. He takes her off to the bathroom, they jump in the shower together and then his stabs her, repeatedly. The reason you use a shower is so the bloody doesn't go everywhere.

Ahh, love. :goodvibe:

Can it go the other way?
It depends what "it" is.
 
ferny said:
Artemis said:
ferny said:
You see, Artemis. When a man loves a woman and he's bought her dinner and five bottles of wine he takes her back to his place. After a bit of heavy petting and fondling things start to get serious. He takes her off to the bathroom, they jump in the shower together and then his stabs her, repeatedly. The reason you use a shower is so the bloody doesn't go everywhere.

Ahh, love. :goodvibe:

Can it go the other way?
It depends what "it" is.

Never mind...2 more questions..

1) If thats true...then whats this thing down here for.

2) Why do I find women good looking yet I want to apparently stab them :(


p.s. I dont ever wanna fall in love again!
 
ferny said:
Hertz van Rental said:
ferny said:
Artemis said:
After a bit of heavy petting and fondling things


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

EDIT: What things? :roll:
Knobs.

You have to get that music at just the right volumn and tone for things to go smoothly.

I think all these years you've been dragging your stereo into the shower. Didn't it's not eating much make you sus.... ah. Diet. Hmm. Easy mistake to make then.
We have static ... shhhhh ... shhhh... you're breaking up .... shhhh ..... didn't get last message .... shhhh.....

Are you drunk Hertz? :?:

Are you Alfred Hitchcock?
 
1) If thats true...then whats this thing down here for.

That's your foot. Look, you've got another one next to it.



2) Why do I find women good looking yet I want to apparently stab them

Why do frogs explode when you blow into their mouths? It's just one of life's mysteries.
 
Are you Alfred Hitchcock?

That's the sweetest and most confusing thing anyone has ever said to me. :goodvibe:
 
Of course she dies. That's the biggest reason for using the bathroom. The tiles make it easy to clean up after yourself. Then you chop of the head, hands and feet so the body can't be identified easily. Make sure you get rid of them by putting them in bags with heavy weights and throwing them into deep water.
You can use the rest of the body for food. IT lasts a surprisingly long time in the freezer.

And so...the film psycho is actually porn?

You sick mother f... shhh... static... shhhh.......
 
My mother's maiden name is Bates. Could explain why I keep getting this urge to move to the States and buy a motel :twisted:
 
Ever thought of becoming a Jedi Master, Hertz?



f thats true...then who is the mother of the child? and who gives birth?

There are some sickos who think that the real way to make love is to have sex. Frankly this disgusts me and such people should be locked up. This "sex" thing is what produces babies, I'm told.
 
ferny said:
Ever thought of becoming a Jedi Master, Hertz?



f thats true...then who is the mother of the child? and who gives birth?

There are some sickos who think that the real way to make love is to have sex. Frankly this disgusts me and such people should be locked up. This "sex" thing is what produces babies, I'm told.

And how would one go about doing this...sex thing of which you speak?
 

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