Three Blondes

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  1. karissa

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    Three natural blondes died and found themselves standing before Saint Peter.

    He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter was.

    The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."

    Saint Peter said, "Noooooo," and banished her to hell.

    The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth and exchange gifts."

    Saint Peter said, "Noooooo," and banished her to hell.

    The third blonde said she knew what Easter is. Saint Peter said, "So, tell me."

    She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder...

    Saint Peter said, "Verrrry good."

    Then the blonde continued, "Now every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball."
     
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    What do you call three blondes in a freezer?







    Frosted Flakes! :lol: :lol: :oops:
     
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    Probably as accurate as the traditional story.
     

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