To Be Six Again

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  1. Picksure

    Picksure TPF Noob!

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    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing
    his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in
    the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he
    asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

    I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking
    in the mirror.

    On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made
    her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her
    to Six Flags theme park.

    What a day! He put her on every ride in the park;
    the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
    Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five
    hours later they staggered out of the theme park.
    Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered
    her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate
    shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and
    her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!
    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and
    collapsed into bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly
    asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly
    changed.

    I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening,
    he is gonna get it wrong.
     
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    Alison Swiss Army Friend Supporting Member

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    :thumbsup: So very true :mrgreen:
     

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