A small bloke applies for a job as a lumberjack. He arrives there and the foreman is a little dubios. However, due to equal opportunities his hand is forced and he has to give the tiddler a chance. "Go on then mate", he says pointing to a giant redwood, "Chop that down." "Ok" says our miniscule hero, and sets to work. Fifteen minutes later the foreman returns to find the redwood felled and the tiny bloke sat off, having a smoke. "Bloody hell!" says the foreman, "Where did you learn to chop trees like that?" "The Sahara Forrest" says the small guy "Sahara forest? Don't you mean the Sahara desert?" "Well, if that's what they're calling it thesedays..."