Top ten things which sound dirty in....

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  1. ferny

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    TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN THE OFFICE, BUT AREN'T!
    10. Mind if I use your laptop?
    9. Just stick it in my box
    8. You're getting too soft.
    7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
    6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
    5. Hmmmmmmm.... I think it's out of fluid!
    4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
    3. It's an entry-level position.
    2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
    And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in the office but isn't:
    1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there...


    TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN LAW, BUT AREN'T!
    10. Have you looked through her briefs?
    9. He is one hard judge!
    8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.
    7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
    6. Is it a penal offense?
    5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
    4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
    3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
    2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.
    And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn't:
    1. Think you can get me off?

    TOP 10 THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF, BUT AREN'T!
    10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
    9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
    8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
    7. Look at the size of his putter
    6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
    5. Mind if I join your threesome?
    4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
    3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
    2. Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired
    And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
    1. Hold on...I need to wash my balls first
     
  2. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    Hahaha :biglaugh: Love the golf ones!
     
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    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: HeHeHe. Well done, I needed that. :lmao:
     
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    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Those are great!! :lol:
     
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    clarinetJWD The Naked Spammer Staff Member

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    Ah, sweet innuendo :lol:
     
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    :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
    That's hillarious
     
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    :biglaugh::biglaugh: THOSE WERE GREAT!!! :biglaugh::biglaugh:
     
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    :lol: Nice to brighten your day. Love the golf ones especially about the 18 holes, lol:lol:
     
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    Thanks for the giggles Ferny!!! : )
     
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    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    hahah glof ones are the best :) especially the last one :D:D hehehe
     

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