Totally pointless post.

[Unmanedpilot]

Has it ever taken someone almost 3 years to make 100 posts?

Longest I've ever taken on a forum just to make 100 posts

 

[Battou]

lol I think I had that in three days

 

[Photoadder]

Hehe me too.

 

[LaFoto]

So ... unmanedpilot ... you ... erm ... don't really like it here???
I mean, it took me some 5 years to get where I am but ... seems like I got just a TAD farther in those 5 years

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Actually, I've only made 3 posts since I joined. But the Mods boosted my post count for a joke.

 

[Corry]

Actually, I've only made 3 posts since I joined. But the Mods boosted my post count for a joke.

I'm pretty sure you made three posts in your first minute and a half of joining!

You made it to 1000 in record time! I remember it well!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

It was all done with mirrors!



(Actually, I have an infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of PCs locked in my basement.
The whole Internet is a myth. It's just my army of chimps tirelessly typing away.
The bills for broadband and bananas are a bit high, and I had to shave a few of the apes to make the porn sites and YouTube. But on the whole I think it was worth it to see the look on Bill Gates' face when he found out :mrgreen: )

 

[Overread]

IS your basement therefore infinite -- if so could I dump some of my houshold junk in it for storage - only the loft is fulll now!

 

[Battou]

IS your basement therefore infinite -- if so could I dump some of my houshold junk in it for storage - only the loft is fulll now!

Right there is HvR's problem, his basement is not infinate, they are all packed into a finate space like sardenes, that's why most of internet chatter is incoherent.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I have a black hole in there (he's called Nigel) which warps space and time. So although my basement is finite it curves in on itself so it's virtually infinite.
I suspect the monkeys in the outer reaches are a bit closely packed but that's their problem.
There's no way I'm riding out there on my Segway to find out.

You can dump your junk in one of my parallel universes for a small fee.

 

[Battou]

I suspect the monkeys in the outer reaches are a bit closely packed but that's their problem.

I knew there was a valid excuse for the /chan sites

 

[Overread]

A fee!
pfft no way -- I'll just wait for that big collider thing to get working and use their black hole for free - I am sure they won't mind!

 

[Battou]

A fee!
pfft no way -- I'll just wait for that big collider thing to get working and use their black hole for free - I am sure they won't mind!

They'll charge you too, I had a black hole once but it was eating me out of house and home and I had to phence it off, was just too expencive to keep and no one wanted to keep up with the rent.

 

[Torus34]

Love the contradiction in the title of the IP!

[If you don't get it, consider the effect of changing the title to 'Totally pointless post'. As an aside, I love playing around with self-referent sentences.]

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I love playing around with self-referent sentences.

:shock: Pervert!