Tough Things To Say When Drunk

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  1. ShutteredEye

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    THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Innovative
    2. Preliminary
    3. Proliferation
    4. Cinnamon

    THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Specificity
    2. Anti-constitutionalistically
    3. Passive-aggressive disorder
    4. Transubstantiate

    THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
    1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
    2. Nope, no more booze for me.
    3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
    5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
    6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
    7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
    8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
    9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
    10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
     
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    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    :biglaugh:
     
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    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Nutter. ;)
     
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    Exactly how much personal research did it take to come up with the list? Hmm?
    :cheers:
     
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    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    Chase I am now benign! Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Nice :lol:
     
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    hehehe great. Im gonna try and say the last bit this weekend. I got several days to try, cause it will be a 4 day alcoholatron. I let you all know if i succeed (dont bet on it though)
     

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