TPF Limerick Hour

uh-oh :shock: :oops: :D

how bout one for osmer_toby?

there once was a lad named toby
and you should have heard what the ladies told me:
"I tell you no tale,
its as big as a whale,
If his schlong had a name it'd be moby!"
 
vonnagy said:
uh-oh :shock: :oops: :D

how bout one for osmer_toby?

there once was a lad named toby
and you should have heard what the ladies told me:
"I tell you no tale,
its as big as a whale,
If his schlong had a name it'd be moby!"

:smileys: :smileys: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Good one!!!
 
:lol: lmao: lmao:

how bout one for osmer_toby?

there once was a lad named toby
and you should have heard what the ladies told me:
"I tell you no tale,
its as big as a whale,
If his schlong had a name it'd be moby!"

that is way too funny!

heheh- now i gotta sit and think of a good response....
 
There once were The Girls of the Forum
Who, by all accounts, were far from borin'
For they loved to tease
And so lived to please
They've set all the boys just to roarin'.
 
there once was a hot chick named orie
and hers is a sexy little story
for with her camera she would go
and not a shot she would blow
when catching nude TPF men in their glory

how many of you guys would pose for her?
before you answer, check out her self-portrait... i definitely would!
 
Osmer_Toby said:
how many of you guys would pose for her?
before you answer, check out her self-portrait... i definitely would!

yeah, id strip down to the essentials for her...but if manda was taken the shot? i would tie a ribbon around it. :twisted: :twisted:

md
 
There once was a fan of U2,
a sweet girl we thought we all knew.
Though strange drugs does she take,
and silly rhymes does create,
love her i think we all do!
 
Bored at work.......

New Zealand is home to Vonnagy the spy,
but for Manda with QANTAS he'd willingly fly.
It's just a short trip, no time for a sleep,
but who would then love all those thousands of sheep?
The markets would tumble, wool prices would fall,
as all of the sheepies do longingly call,
Vonnagy, Vonnagy, we miss ewe on our back,
you treated us nice, not like Voodoocat!
 

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