TPF Soap Opera

Corry · Feb 22, 2005

Well, it happened. TPF became so popular we all decided to start our own city, TPFBurg, USA. Everybody in the forums lives there. Some interesting things are going on, but you guys may want to add your own versions of the truth about what's REALLY happening in TPFburg~~

(Rule of thumb -- add at least two full sentences, but leave the last sentence unfinished so the next person can complete it.)

And to begin...

Chase just sat there in shock. He knew MD was keeping some kind of secret, but had no idea it was a secret of this calibur. Who would have thought that MD was.....

vonnagy · Feb 22, 2005

unable to distinguish between marital aides and dog toys. Chase looked with great concern as he saw the beloved family dog whimper with its tail between its legs into the living room carrying a ...

ferny · Feb 22, 2005

...large Albanian shepherd (the dog was unfeasibly strong for its size) which had been living under the dining table. He must have been living off of the scraps dropped on the floor for the dog for years judging by his size and the dogs skinny bones. He wasn't sure how he could have got there but suspected he may have crept in that night that he...

Canon Fan · Feb 22, 2005

. . . updated the phpBB to version 3.0.6. He had originally thought the noises were eminating from the decrepid Dell server in the corner. The funny thing is that when he checked the surveilance camera video archive. . .

JonMikal · Feb 22, 2005

.....he saw one of those train cams where two attractive women got onboard. One of them sat down next to me, the other sat across, facing me, in the opposite bench seat. The women opposite me was a curly, black-haired beauty with sharp features. I couldnt take my eyes off her. Worried about being rude, I focused on the screen of my notebook, continuing my critique of DigitalMatt's recent post, taking only an occasional glance her way. The conductor came over for our tickets when....

Alison · Feb 22, 2005

the woman across from JonMikal leaned over to see what he was reading on the computer. Stunned by the quality of work on the site she had to ask him how she could become a member. JonMikal replied....

terri · Feb 22, 2005

AlisonS said:
the woman across from JonMikal leaned over to see what he was reading on the computer. Stunned by the quality of work on the site she had to ask him how she could become a member. JonMikal replied....

"....I got your member! Right here!" and immediately regretted it. He took his slap in the face with great dignity, however. In a lame attempt to win her back, he cleared his throat, smiled wanely and said....

Corry · Feb 22, 2005

..."Wait! What I meant to say was you can use my computer to become a member right now! All we need is an email address, username, and a nude self portrait..." *SMACK* "Wait! What I meant to say is we're a pornography group..*SMACK* The woman is disgusted by this time and abruptly turns and storms away, shocked at this mans blunt perv-ness. "I MEANT PHOTOGRAPHY!" Jonmikal yelled after her. He closed up his notebook, got up, and....

JonMikal · Feb 22, 2005

....left town mumbling, "damn, i've only been living in this town for 10 minutes and i've been slapped 15 times"! but then, he thought, "i'm not a quitter",and returned to the his seat at the T&A bar, where he ran into DigitalMatt, Nytmair and Cruzin hovering over Aubrey who'd been in a.......

Mitica100 · Feb 22, 2005

...very foul mood for the past week or so. She seemed very tense and uneasy about the other people's noisy presence and wanted to have just one moment of solitude, when...

luckydog · Feb 23, 2005

...her long lost cousin Luckydog from OzTPF swaggered into the bar. Aubrey was stunned! "What the heck are you doing here!" she yelled in delight as she led him to the bar for a drink. "Why i'm here to......"

JonMikal · Feb 23, 2005

..."bring you back into reality Aubrey cause you know your "Aubrey" - Hobbes28, you're not a female and crossdressing isn't your style. What the heck is Alison doing to you; driving you over the edge?" Just then then Littleman noticed MD in the corner laughing. "what's up MD? MD responded, "I just figured out what T&A means and thought......

Alison · Feb 23, 2005

..that Aubrey looks really good in that dress and the matching purse is a really nice touch. Suddenly Photogoddess and Chase burst into the room and Chase yelled...

Artemis · Feb 23, 2005

"Artemis is getting away with tooo much! Just yesturday he set my car on fire, and five minuits ago he painted over Photogoddess' windows...he needs to be stopped...and my plan is....

Corry · Feb 23, 2005

....to...well, I'm not gonna tell you my plan! That would ruin it", he said. So Chase went and fetched Ferny and they went off to find some rope, thumbtacks, and other assorted materials to carry out Artemis's punishement. Meanwhile, Arty decides that if he's gonna get punished, he'd better get all his mischeif out now. He spots Chase's wife and...