TPF Soap Opera

Meysha · Sep 22, 2005

(hmmm does it sound like bace is trying to talk about himself here to anyone else???)

... when Terri jumped out infront of the evil gunman hurtling down the road. Terri was a fearless local law enforcer who didn't take no **** from noone. She whipped out her trusty darkroom chemicals and sprayed them all over the evil gunman's windscreen, blinding him. Terri then magically jumped jedi style out of the way into safety when she saw....

bace · Sep 22, 2005

(....DUH???)

....he wasn't even using the windshield to see. His Dodge charger was kitted with Knight Rider like technology and he was using a small camera mounted on the front of the vehicle to guide the car. The camera was transmitting a signal to a laptop attached to the center console. Later they discovered that this was because the lone gunman had a serious adiction to a certain photo forum. One that transcended....

kelox · Sep 22, 2005

...the sexual bounderies normally associated with bace. But, being the amazing driver he is, he was able to keep the car on the road and not wreck. In his attempt to keep the car from crashing and burning, he inadvertantly...

Artemis · Sep 22, 2005

...Ripped out the beloved laptop, so that he could no longer see the direction...

bace · Sep 22, 2005

And hence forth barralled out of control and into a ditch. terri instantly felt the good semaritan fire begin to burn deep within her. She ran to the now crushed Dodge Charger, to see what the damage was. The lone gunman was bloody and barely consious. She could feel the fumes of gasoline permeate the inner workings of her nostrils. Time was of the essence if she was to save his life. She began too....

terri · Sep 22, 2005

....wonder if she had enough Polaroid sheet film in the fridge to get enough images done before her next arts show.

She had a reputation as an easily distracted little twat.

There was another loud noise, and she was pulled back into the trauma at hand to see.....

Artemis · Sep 22, 2005

Artemis running towards her shouting "Terri, chase chucked away all your polaroid film from your fridge, looking for food...hes right behind me and hes gonna hurt me!"

bace · Sep 23, 2005

...despite terri's efforts, and thanks to Art's distraction, I died.

(thanks Arty!)

Meysha · Sep 23, 2005

"Hahahaha", Vicky laughed!
Then Amanda came over and started picking up her negative rep points and throwing them at Chase, trying to stop him from chasing Artemis. Terri ran over to help Artemis and Amanda fight off the crazed Chase but because she was still distracted by her polaroid film, instead of picking up Amanda's negative rep points to throw, she picked up Artemis and threw him at the evil Chase. Chase stopped suddenly in the middle of the road and watched...

Artemis · Sep 23, 2005

As Artemis sailed through the air like an agile mouse caught in a tornado, he knew death was iminent, and hoped that he would atleast hurt chase when he fell on him, but, alas...

bace · Sep 23, 2005

...he didn't. And upon impact a sudden sound from the trunk of the nearby Dodge sartled everyone, including Chase. The trunk opened and out stepped a roughed up but still handsome individual bearing a striking resemblance to the now deceased driver of the very same vehicle. "WTF???" Everyone exclaimed! Chase stepped forward..."a twin?...", "yes" replyed the trunk dweller "I'm the good one".....

Force of Nature · Sep 23, 2005

A tiny norwegian root vole plucked Artemis from the air whilst maintaining that perfect 'McTriple twist backflip' he was practising on his Swedish imported trampoline from Ikea ©. Artemis punked himself at the sight of chase as chase......