Useless movie quotes thread . . .

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    Just thought about all the useless movie quotes I have rolling around in my head and thought it might make a fun thread. I guess for those who post we should probably at least know either the actor who said it or the movie it was from huh? :mrgreen:

    Here goes . . .

    from: The Blues Brothers

    from :Back To The Future

    :p
     
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    Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh really fool...really...(bangs bottles together)...stop lookin at me swan! -Billy Madison

    Big Gulps alright...-Dumb and Dumber

    I'm training to be a cage fighter- Napoleon Dynamite
     
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    Captain John Miller: "The Statue of Liberty is kaput - that's disconcerting."
    --Saving Private Ryan

    Ron Burgundy: "You are a smelly pirate hooker!"
    Veronica Corningstone: "You look like a blueberry!"
    Ron Burgundy: "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island!"
    Veronica Corningstone: "Well you... have bad hair!"
    --Anchorman


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    HAHA! Good ones.

    Snooty Waiter: "Yes, how would you like your steak, cooked . . ."

    Pepper: "Well lets see, kill it, wipe it's ass and plop it down on a plate"

    The Cowboy Way
     
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    Captain Jack Sparrow: "Parley! Parley!"
    Pintel: "Parley? Damn to the depths whatever man that thought up Parley!"
    Captain Jack Sparrow: "That would be the French."

    Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl.
     
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    I am Jack's cold sweat.

    I am Jack's smirking revenge.

    This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

    On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

    The things you own end up owning you.

    We just had a near life experience.

    Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

    If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.

    I am Jack's raging bile duct.

    and finally...
    I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

    all from FIGHT CLUB
     
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    ahh mike....good call...



    "i wanted to destroy something beautiful"

    "you are not your F**King khakis"

    "marla...shes like the wound on the inside of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tounging it"

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    Micheal Caine in the Italian Job
     
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    Lamont: "I'm the most dangerous man in this prison. You know why? 'Cause I control the underwear"--American History X


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    "You think I'm funny? What funny how? Like a clown? Like I'm here to amuse you? How the f*ck am I funny?" - Good Fellas

    "You gotta be kidding me bustin my balls over a .3+ blue shift! The next time I come back that thing better be belching fire!" - One Hour Photo

    :lol:
     
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    The Crow
    Albrecht: I thought you were invincible!
    Eric Draven: Well I was, but I'm not anymore.
    ----------
    The Usual Suspects
    Keaton: His name is Verbal. Verbal Kint.
    McManus: Verbal?
    Keaton: Yeah.
    Verbal: Roger, really. People say I talk too much.
    Hockney: Yeah, I was just about to tell you to shut up.
    ----------
    Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
    Eddie: They're armed.
    Soap: Armed, armed with what?
    Eddie: Err, bad breath, colourful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!
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    There's Something About Mary
    Mary's Step-father: Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?!
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    I could go on like this all day! I love movie trivia!
     
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    - "It's stuck in his rectum."

    * "Should we use lubricant?"

    - "No, there's no time for lubricant."

    0 "There's always time for lubricant!"

    From Evolution


    FUBAR
    Saving Private Ryan

    "We need some spare parts for a car."

    "I can deliver your spare parts but it will take 2 weeks."

    "2 weeks? I need 'em now! Why 2 weeks?"

    "Because everyone waits 2 weeks..that's equal."

    "Ok, uh, oh do you have some Dapper Dan?"

    "We only sell Fop. I can order Dapper Dan put it will take 2 weeks."

    "But I don't want no damn Fop, I'm a Dapper Dan man."

    "Please don't curse in this store sir..."

    "..."

    "..."

    "I'll have some of those hairnets."

    -Oh Brother where art thou?-
     

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