Useless movie quotes thread . . .

malachite · Mar 23, 2005

Cop: Hey kid...... Why do you wear sunglasses at night?
Vince Latello: Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day.

My Science Project

Andrea K · Mar 23, 2005

"it's not about me and my dream of doing nothing, it's about all of us" Peter from OfficeSpace

wolfepakt · Mar 23, 2005

That's no moon it's a Space Station! (Do I have to say what it's from?)

Jonah: We're going to be digested! Do you know what that means?
Khalil: Of course! Digestion runs very deep in my family.
(jonah: a veggietales movie)

Max Reid: "My teacher tells me beauty is on the inside."
Fletcher: "That's just something ugly people say." (Liar Liar)

andycarnall · Mar 24, 2005

Debi: You're a psychopath!
Martin: No, no, no - a psychopath kills for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. Uh... that didn't sound right. )

Grosse Pointe Blank

KevinR · Mar 24, 2005

Oddly enough, I use this one every now and again. Probably out of context of the movie.

"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again."

Canon Fan · Mar 24, 2005

"I am the most wanted man on my island"

"Your island? You mean Ireland?"

"Ya, IT'S MINE."

-Braveheart

KevinR · Mar 24, 2005

You could quote just about everything Steven says in Braveheart.

"I didn't like him.....he wasn't right in the head."

"If I fight for ya, do I get to kill englishmen?"
"Yes"
"EXCELLENT"

Bimmie · Mar 24, 2005

Homer: Hi, my name is Mr Burns, I believe you have a package for me?
Clerk: Yes Mr Burns, what is your first name?
Homer: I don't know?

Homer: ... and I'm not easely impressed! ... wohooow! a blue car!