VACATION WHUUT!!!

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So the next month and a half are filled with many days off. For all of us, but more so for me, as I just found out that I have 9 PTO days left to take between now and Dec 31st.

What can I do with so many days off to make some serious extra cash?

I'm thinking of selling my body to rich women who needs some "company", over the winter season.
 
Send in your photo at last, so I can decide if I want to hire you!
I could well need some company in cleaning windows, bathrooms, ironing clothes, running errands etc., but only after I have SEEN who'd be coming!
And, erm, as to the "rich", weeeeelllllll *cough-cough* ... plus there is this one, almost negligible problem of this husband of mine, but......................... maybe after I'll have seen your photo, nothing else will MATTER any more!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?
 
You haven't seen me yet?

Come on?

I've posted many pictures of my fine looking self for all to view. Right now I have nothing online though.

You'll have to wait till I get home.
 
You HAVE sent your photo to here before?????????????????????????
Honestly now?
 
bace,

Your missing the obvious easy money...run the drugs for your ADL-coke snorting coworker with the hot daughter (who probably needs an escort). You should strike up a deal with him

:lmao:
 
Cool! (especially these days! Literally! Well, "freezing cold", actually)
 
Nine additional days off and you want to WORK? I have no suggestions....I'd be at home playing in the darkroom and the kitchen.

I'm useless for ideas. :p
 
jocose said:
bace,

Your missing the obvious easy money...run the drugs for your ADL-coke snorting coworker with the hot daughter (who probably needs an escort). You should strike up a deal with him

:lmao:

He's sitting right infront of me RIGHT NOW. He keeps looking over. I think he wants me to notice him. He's Jewish? I hear they own the world? Maybe his Jewish Defense League could hire me as a consultant....or photographer?
 
well, you know, in addition to the JDL, we also have Murder Inc. (not the band, but the badass Jewish Mob). Maybe they are looking for a heavy to rough up some folks...it's an honest job for honest pay.
 
bace said:
He's sitting right infront of me RIGHT NOW. He keeps looking over. I think he wants me to notice him. He's Jewish? I hear they own the world? Maybe his Jewish Defense League could hire me as a consultant....or photographer?

I assumed given his hanging out with JDL (which I accidently stated as Anti-Dafmation League, sorry...but you spreadin' rumors about JDL folk snortin' coke...I might have to turn them on to you :lol: ) and doing blow.
 
jstuedle said:
From what I've heard, you would need to be the rich one wanting to hire services.....

You clever, clever man you. That was definatly not the easiest joke. Infact, I'm not even sure how you came up with that one. Would you be so kind as to fill us in on how you worked out that little gem of a joke?

I'm still shocked. So clever.



Clever as a button.


Yes. You are clever.
 
Thankyou, thankyou verymuch (in my worst Elvis impersonation)

Smile base, we all get picked on from time to time. Besides, we all need to smile at least once a day, keeps the face from cracking.
 
Oh I'm smiling. I'm just making a point of how obvious your joke was. Are you always the guy that makes the obvious jokes? I mean, like if you're out with your friends and this short guy walks by are you the one that's like;

"Hey Frodo, how're the feet?"

At which point you find yourself the only person laughing?
 

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