van Rental's pointless trivia quiz

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  1. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    The rules are quite simple - I make them up as I go along but you have to play by them.
    Gameplay is equally simple so you should be able to figure it out without me having to spoon feed you.

    Janet has some apples. John has twice as many apples as Janet less the difference in their ages.
    If John gives Albert half his apples plus two of Janet's, what does John get in return?
     
  2. Antarctican

    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    A 'date' with Janet?




    Apple Pie?
     
  3. kundalini

    kundalini Been spending a lot of time on here!

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    I was thinking 'pie' as well, but perhaps not apple.
     
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    What he gets is herpes for not knowing Janet was a carrier. This public service announcement brought to you by Trojan, and the letters H & J. :thumbup:
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Well, Albert gets a six month suspended sentence for receiving stolen goods...
     
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    ViceOfFire TPF Noob!

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    Hahahaha nice. But what happens when he gets off this sentence?

    Oh and Hertz... You have been forewarned (well not really the "fore" part), you've just gained a stalker here on TPF... Yes I shall be watching your every move and admiring your every photograph :D.
     
  7. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Please don't do that or I shall be forced to change my name to Alpha Too :lol:
     
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    kundalini Been spending a lot of time on here!

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    For snitching on Albert, John is only given a very stern talking to by the constable. Of course, 2 hours after leaving the precinct Alberts' mates give John a once over.

    Janet, on the other hand, gets 30 days plus a fine for outstanding warrants.
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    I'm waiting for today's useless trivia question. Hertz? Don't leave a girl hanging. [​IMG]
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    What tends to get longer if you play with it?
     
  11. Battou

    Battou No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    threads like this one
     
  12. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    D'oh! :lmao:
     
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    Battou No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Well...The gutterminded entry was too obvious, Had to find a back door.
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    You are all like putty in my hands...
     
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