van Rental's pointless trivia quiz

[Chris of Arabia]

You are all like putty in my hands...

There's a tablet for that you know...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Trust you to bring religion into it.

('Thou shalt not play with thy neighbour's silly putty' - 11th Commandment left out of the final version)

 

[Jeff Canes]

These 15, Oy,10 commandments for all to obey

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TAtRCJIqnk[/ame]

 

[Antarctican]

Classic Mel Brooks!!

 

[Fangman]

I thought to be a classic he had to be published by Penguin in an orange cover!

 

[Antarctican]

Don't be silly, only jailed penguins wear orange covers.

 

[Tangerini]

 

[Fangman]

Don't be silly, only jailed penguins wear orange covers.

No they are the ones in stripes and kept on the top shelves!

There might be another joining them if she charges out our entertainment to the client!

 

[Antarctican]

:raisedbrow:

 

[Fangman]

Was that a knowing wink . . . . or had it given you ideas?

 

[Antarctican]

Fangman, you're :naughty:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at midday and three legs in the evening?

 

[stumpjumper21]

a human growing through life

 

[Hertz van Rental]

It's a table built by an inept carpenter, actually.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

How do you make a lasso?