VIRUS WARNING

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  1. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Dear Friend/Colleague,

    I thought that you might be interested in a dangerous virus which is being spread electronically, orally and by hand.

    This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub.

    Purchase the antidote known as Work- Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

    The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ), but this is only available to those who can afford it. The next best Equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

    [Update 01/01/07:- After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) can be substituted for WINE, but may require more generous application].
     
  2. EBphotography

    EBphotography TPF Junkie!

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    LOL!!
     
  3. midget patrol

    midget patrol TPF Noob!

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    hahahahahaha! Fantastic!
     
  4. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Wow! Now I know the remedy! *rushes out for some WINE* :D
     
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    doenoe TPF Noob!

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    whahahahaha great
     
  6. russrom

    russrom TPF Noob!

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    I knew it!
     
  7. duncanp

    duncanp TPF Noob!

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    woo i do not suffer from work but a child of the virus you speak of of... :(
     

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