Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Dmitri, Sep 23, 2010.
When you wake up.
Get playful with yourself ??
You missed one.... head straight for the coffee pot.
aaah coffee! You are right, that should have been included lol
i take both my dogs out so they can take a ****.
lol Good man, letting the dogs go before you do
Well regardless of who has the accident, them or me, I am the one stuck cleaning up the mess.
Honestly though, the first thing I do is shut the darn alarm clock off before my girl kills me. Reason being is that my alarm clock is a "boom box" turned up to darn loud and hooked up to a light timer. (the kind you used to cycle lights when you are away on vacation.) I work nights and usually get to bed between 3:00am and 4:00am after which I get up at 7:00am to get the kid off to school by 8:00.
Hit snooze...hit snooze...jump in the shower.
ok but after that?
I thought you were going to say, wake up wondering where you are. I've done THAT a few times!
Pee in the shower? :lmao:
I should have said...turn on the shower and pee while it warms up.
Well I'm up at that point because I know that if I don't have to walk/run to the "alarm" then I'll go back to bed. So actually after I have turned off "THE" alarm clock I turn off the other three alarm clocks and grab my cell phone which has another three alarms set to go off as well. Yep, no joke, boom box alarm loud as hell, clock radio alarm clock set to fuzzy station, regular beep alarm clock, battery operated old fashioned two bell alarm clock. and my cell phone. All placed strategically around the room and just out of arms reach from the bed. But after that I do one of several things...
- Let the dogs out if they are up, then feed them. Or I feed them and then let them out.
- Turn on netflix and find something to watch. (my "cable" - only $10 a month gotta love streaming video!)
- pop in a video game to play.
- Or get the kid started dressing.
- If the house is a mess then cleaning is also always an option usually dishes or laundry.
If it is not getting the kid up first then I do that about 20 minutes later. after which I get him some breakfast.
There, that's a little more info for you.
Edit: Looking at this post I guess you would say that I could fall into a more spontaneous type of lifestyle at least in this aspect. (Not when it comes to jobs though. Current job is 16 plus years, would do another 16 with it if that was possible.)
When I wake up, I like to keep laying down. Sometimes I will even fall back to sleep again. I'm not a morning person. I love sleeping for like 12 hours lol
Play with yourself? When you first wake up?....LOL...wtf, really?! Haha.
F*ck that! Where's the coffee!!!!! XD
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