Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by captain-spanky, May 14, 2004.
"bollocks, why don't you shove it Copper!!!!
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You BAD boy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did he try and take advantage of you with his nightstick? (sorry I forget the actual name for it)
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Wow. Even your tickets are really polite. Ours tend to look more like tax forms that when translated equate to "your punk ass was illegal".
Of course that "bollocks" part kind of shatters the whole polite image thing.
Do you mean torch?? :roll:
I've never been more proud of you than I am this moment, Captain. :twisted:
That was beautiful!!!
Erm. I don't recognize it by that name. I'm sure different cities call it different things But it might also be called billyclub, baton, beatsticks...I think it was baton or billyclub I was thinking, but I thought there was a better name for it
Thankfully I don't know what a ticket looks like in my town/city
Torch = flashlight
Reminds me of a fellow I work with. When stopped by the police for speeding, the officer asked; "Do you know why I pulled you over?" To which this guy replied' "I don't know, you thought I had donuts?" Yes, he did get a ticket.
I've never had the nerve to lip off to a cop. I just want to scurry away with minimal damage. It's so annoying to be cowardly. :blulsh2:
I would just say I assumed he needed to reach his monthly quota.
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