Warning: Doing this might get you in trouble.

Phranquey · Aug 23, 2009

What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your Internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments.

7. Open your eyes and look up to the the heavens while mumbling incoherently.

8. Breathe deeply and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

9. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

10. Sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight.

Sachphotography · Aug 23, 2009

Phranquey said:
What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your Internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments.

7. Open your eyes and look up to the the heavens while mumbling incoherently.

8. Breathe deeply and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

9. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

10. Sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight.

HEHE/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Thats Funny. lol

Josh66 · Aug 23, 2009

:lmao:

Hope you don't have to be anywhere soon after landing. :lol:

Jeffro · Aug 23, 2009

Ok that is kinda funny if you like getting your ass whooped!!! LOL

Dominantly · Aug 23, 2009

I agree... Thats grounds for a free "insta-ass-whoop", from yours truly.

I'm so on edge flying, I freak at every bump, and size up everyone before I get on the plane.
Probably the Military in me.

Jaszek · Aug 24, 2009

ill do that on thursday lol

UUilliam · Aug 24, 2009

Ahh atleast it isn't just me then...

When walking past people, i try look in the opposite direction from them, avoiding eye contact...
and when walking past large groups of people, i tens up incase... I dont wanna loose my camera + stuff in my bag (about £900 - £1000 in it)
What is it called when your scared of being in public??
I guess i might just have that though... but without the "scared to go out" part it is more... humans... After watching 3 men 1 hammer... i have never felt the same, that has honestly made me lose my trust in humanity...