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  1. Phranquey

    Phranquey TPF Noob!

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    What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk:

    1. Take out your laptop.

    2. Slowly open your laptop.

    3. Turn it on.

    4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

    5. Open your Internet browser.

    6. Close your eyes for a few moments.

    7. Open your eyes and look up to the the heavens while mumbling incoherently.

    8. Breathe deeply and open this site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

    9. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.

    10. Sit back, relax and enjoy the rest of the flight.
     
  2. Sachphotography

    Sachphotography TPF Noob!

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    HEHE/\/\/\\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ Thats Funny. lol
     
  3. Josh66

    Josh66 Been spending a lot of time on here!

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    :lmao:

    Hope you don't have to be anywhere soon after landing. :lol:
     
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    Jeffro TPF Noob!

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    Ok that is kinda funny if you like getting your ass whooped!!! LOL
     
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    Dominantly TPF Noob!

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    I agree... Thats grounds for a free "insta-ass-whoop", from yours truly.

    I'm so on edge flying, I freak at every bump, and size up everyone before I get on the plane.
    Probably the Military in me.
     
  6. Jaszek

    Jaszek No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    ill do that on thursday lol
     
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    UUilliam TPF Noob!

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    Ahh atleast it isn't just me then...

    When walking past people, i try look in the opposite direction from them, avoiding eye contact...
    and when walking past large groups of people, i tens up incase... I dont wanna loose my camera + stuff in my bag (about £900 - £1000 in it)
    What is it called when your scared of being in public??
    I guess i might just have that though... but without the "scared to go out" part it is more... humans... After watching 3 men 1 hammer... i have never felt the same, that has honestly made me lose my trust in humanity...
     
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    photo28 TPF Noob!

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    HHAHA i hope someone does this! I wanna see the persons reaction !
     
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    rufus5150 TPF Noob!

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    Enjoy your time in federal pound-me-in-the-otherwordfordonkey prison!
     
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    CW Jones TPF Noob!

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    hahahahahaha thats great! what happens when the counter hits zero?
     
  11. Jaszek

    Jaszek No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    BOOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!! LOL
     
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    epp_b No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Haha, Office Space FTW :lol:
     

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