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  1. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    so, this would be actual label instructions on consumer goods :mrgreen:

    On Sears hairdryer:
    Do not use while sleeping.

    On a bag of Fritos:
    You could be a winner! No purchase nesessary.
    Details inside.

    On a bar of Dove soap:
    Directions: Use like regular soap.

    On some Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
    Fits one head.

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on box bottom):
    Do not turn upside down.

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
    Product will be hot after heating.

    On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
    Do not iron clothes on body.

    On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    On Nytol sleep aid:
    Warning: may cause drowsiness.

    On a Korean kitchen knife:
    Warning keep out of children.

    On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
    For indoor or outdoor use only.

    On a Japanese food processor:
    Not to be used for the other use.

    On Sainsbury's peanuts:
    Warning: contains nuts.

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
    Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.

    On a Swedish chainsaw:
    Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
     
  2. jstuedle

    jstuedle No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    Ouch, that's a mental image that I didn't need to go to.
     
  3. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    hey i just type...you do the imagination, can't blame me *gives the old halo a polish and puts it back on*
     
  4. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    hehehe. good stuff. :lol:

    If you like that sort of thing, then you'll probably like www.engrish.com It's some seriously funny mistranslations from japanese to english...so that it becomes engRish. hehehe.

    I'm sorry, i love this stuff, coz my city is over run with japanese tourists, so I see this everday too!

    Example:
    [​IMG]
     
  5. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    :biglaugh:

    Vicky thats great, love it :)

    I've been to engrish in the past quite often, its so amusing. Thanks for reminding me, not been there for a while :)
     
  6. 'Daniel'

    'Daniel' TPF Noob!

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    [​IMG]

    :lmao: :lmao: :lol: :lmao:

    I forgot about this site.
     
  7. PlasticSpanner

    PlasticSpanner TPF Noob!

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    Doh! :confused:
     
  8. Corry

    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    Um...duh?
     

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