I get this alllllll the time from prospective clients. They tell me about all the "weird" photogs they have met with. I never ask who the people are, because many are my friends, and I suppose I just don't want "that" image of them. Here are the "weirdo" complaints: 1. Ask them to drive miles and miles, then give them a folder with a few sheets of paper in it. End of sales pitch. 2. Talking endlessly about "essense" and "art". 3. Tooting their own horn.....ad naseum 4. Number one complaint-bashing fellow photogs 5. Doing sales pitches off a computer 6. Trying to sell them stuff that they have no samples of What weirdo complaints have you heard?