Well spank me sideways and call me Berlusconi!

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  1. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    It's been five years now. Doesn't time fly when you're bored?
    To all the old guard (they know who they are) wherever they are - have a drink on me. I'm only sorry I never made it.
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    Well well well, congrats on the milestone! I don't qualify as one of the old guard, but I'll raise a glass in your honour nonetheless.


    Now, what are the arrangements for the delivery of that spanking?....
     
  3. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    You're obviously a newbie because you don't know where the Goddess' dungeon is.
    It's probably full of festering tutus and MD's old bear suit anyway.
     
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    clarinetJWD The Naked Spammer Staff Member

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    Is that where his bear suit ended up...

    Congrats
     
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    terri Administrator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    :biglaugh:

    :hug:: Five years!
     
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    Antarctican TPF Noob!

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    Berlusconi, eh? Penchant for the ladies (and the younger the better)? Often put your foot in your mouth with your attempts at humour? In trouble with the law? Tell us if any of these are getting warm.
     
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    Big Mike I am Big, I am Mike Staff Member Supporting Member

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    :cheers:
     
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    Overread has a hat around here somewhere Staff Member Supporting Member

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    I think I'm way too young for the party ;) but still here's to your 5 years!!
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    I'm Prime Minister of Italy, you crouton.
     
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    Don't you go calling me no crouton, Mister! [​IMG] I didn't ask who was Berlusconi, I inquired as to why you would compare yourself to him. I mean, the guy is facing several charges of corruption, and acts like a buffoon. Whereas you are the polar opposite of a buffoon. [Apparently you can be bribed off the straight and narrow path, though, by good scotch, jelly beans, and/or the batting eyelashes of 12 year old Coloradans [​IMG][​IMG])
     
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    Corry Flirtacious and Bodacious Supporting Member

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    I distinctly remember when you started, too. Hard to forget when you make 472389 threads in 8 minutes. :p
     
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    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    :mrgreen: I think I still hold the forum record for the fastest 1,000 and 2,000 posts.
    It was the nosehair thread wot done it.


    The Berlusconi reference is obscure (how unlike me) but has something to do with earthquakes and a female doctor.
     

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