What i don't do

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  1. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    1. I don't do windows because...
    I love birds and don't want one
    to run into a clean window and
    get hurt.
    ( I am compassionate )

    2. I don't wax floors because...
    I am terrified a guest will
    slip,hurt themselves,I'll
    feel terrible and they may
    sue me.
    ( I am careful and poor )

    3. I don't mind the dust bunnies
    because...
    they are very good company,
    I have named most of them,and
    they agree with everything
    that I say.
    ( I am imaginative )

    4. I don't disturb cobwebs because
    I want every creature to have a
    home of their own and my family
    loves spiders.
    ( I am kind )

    5. I don't spring clean because...
    I love all the seasons and don't
    want the others to get jealous.
    ( I am fair minded )

    6. I don't plant a garden because...
    I don't want to get in God's way,
    he is an excellent designer.
    ( I am courteous )

    7. I don't put things away because...
    my family will never be able to
    find them again.
    ( I am considerate )

    8. I don't do gourmet meals when I
    entertain because...
    I don't want my guests to stress
    out over what to make when they
    invite me over for dinner.
    ( I am thoughtful )

    9. I don't iron because...I choose
    to believe them when they say
    " Permanent Press. "
    ( I am trusting )

    10. I don't stress much on anything
    because...
    " A - Type " personalities die
    young and I want to stick around
    and become a wrinkled up crusty
    ol' woman!!
    ( I am winning this battle )

    :er:
     
  2. Hertz van Rental

    Hertz van Rental TPF Noob!

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    Well I'm not going to come to your house, then. It sounds a right midden.



    Sounds just like mine, in actual fact.
    You forgot to mention not cleaning spilled food off the walls but letting it grow and remove itself the natural way.
     
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    Traci when you wish upon a star...

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    Unfortunately, I'm an A type personality. The good news is that I have someone that helps me with the housework and reminds me when it's more important to hold the couch down and relax. :mrgreen:
     
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    karissa The Untitled

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    Yeah, I'm Type A... bad.... ek! My poor husband!
     
  6. vixenta

    vixenta Hands Off Me Haggis!

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    i thought this was really funny, i got it in an email, the other day and thought i'd share.
    Obviously Its not all true well apart from the first one... maybe... :lol:

    :shock:
     
  7. LaFoto

    LaFoto Just Corinna in real life Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Yes, I can relate to that little poem ;).
    Only don't I name all my dust bunnies. Who could remember soooo many names ?? ;););)
     
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    aprilraven TPF Noob!

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    love these...too dang funny....
    have to add....

    i dont cook often...
    thats why God invented wendys, mcdonalds, burger king, sonic, and arbys...
    i am keeping many teenagers employed to help their parents along, and teach them why they need to go to college, instead of flipping burgers all the time.......
    (i'm an economist...i assist in distributing the wealth..!!)
     

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