Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by robertwsimpson, Jun 4, 2010.
1. Know how to cook
2. Iron my work shirts
it's a short list.
My wife wants sex more than I do!
so youll f*ck anything that can cook and iron shirts?
you should get a 60 year old + woman.
we are in 2010 buddy, my wife dont even cook or iron shirts.
You're pretty classy!
nahh, your the classy guy who espect his wife to cook and iron his work shirts....
you shouldnt put yourself in the real men boat.
You still wear shirts that need to be ironed?
What professional does not wear shirts that need to be ironed?
I told my wife before we got married that right now, when I look bad, I look bad. After we get married, when I look bad, you look bad. It's true. If I go in to work with a wrinkled shirt (which doesn't really bother me), someone will definitely come up to me and be like "dude, what's up with your wife not ironing your shirt?"
I count that as a good thing. Next thing you know, people will be outraged that I expect my wife to stay home and raise kids!
good on ya for making sure first!
I can't believe when people get divorced because they find out the other doesn't want kids... YOU DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THAT BEFORE COMMITTING THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TO THIS PERSON!?
Then again, marriage isn't as sacred as it should be anymore...
i have a bunch of them. there are called no iron shirs. they dip the shirt in formaldehyde.
I'll bet he's secretly still holding out hope. Plus it would be a shame to take those genes of yours out of the pool.
I have a bunch of them. They're called easy care. You're not supposed to have to iron them. I still either iron them or get them drycleaned. While it doesn't bother me to have a slightly wrinkled shirt, I must maintain a professional appearance at work. Pressed shirt is a must.
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