What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?

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  1. lostprophet

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    A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of
    her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'

    Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in
    the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
    the 3rd grade too!'

    Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.

    While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to
    the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks
    he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his
    questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She
    agreed.

    Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and
    he agreed to take the test.

    Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'

    Harry: '9.'


    Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'

    Harry: '36.'

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd
    grader should know.

    The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can
    go to the 3rd grade.'

    Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions.'

    The principal and Harry both agreed.

    Ms. Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two
    of?'

    Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'

    Ms. Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not
    have?'

    The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!

    Harry replied: 'Pockets.'

    Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps in to?'

    Harry: 'Pants.'

    Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends
    with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish
    liquid?'

    Harry: 'Coconut.'

    The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.

    Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and
    sticky?'

    The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop
    the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'

    Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting
    down and a dog does on three legs?'

    Harry: 'Shake hands.'

    The principal was trembling.


    Ms. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that
    means a lot of heat and excitement?'


    Harry: 'Firetruck.'

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, 'Put
    Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions
    wrong......'
     
  2. Chris of Arabia

    Chris of Arabia Herding cats since 1988... Supporting Member

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    ROFLMAO :lmao: :biglaugh:

    Got cut & paste issues there lp?
     
  3. marthemar

    marthemar TPF Noob!

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    :lmao:

    I got the last seven wrong too!!!
     
  4. wesd

    wesd TPF Noob!

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    that was some funney sheet.
    Wes
     

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