What's wrong with this picture?

Discussion in 'General Gallery' started by BMW-M6, Dec 27, 2003.

  1. BMW-M6

    BMW-M6 TPF Noob!

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    take a good look at this picture and see if you can spot what's wrong with it

    :)
     
  2. MDowdey

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    i give up what?


    ive stared at it for 10 minutes

    md
     
  3. ramjamband

    ramjamband TPF Noob!

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    It's a BMW. :lol:
     
  4. MuffinJuice

    MuffinJuice TPF Noob!

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    european on the romeo side of the road?
     
  5. MDowdey

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    hey, you said it. :lol:
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    md
     
  6. MuffinJuice

    MuffinJuice TPF Noob!

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    the fact that the bmw is the size of a mac truck in comparison to the road it owns
     
  7. MDowdey

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    the fact that that car is worth more than my life ever will be.



    md
     
  8. BMW-M6

    BMW-M6 TPF Noob!

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    HEY! be nice to the car! :cry:

    and the road was quite wide though, just parked it there so I could take
    pictures :)

    since you haven't been nice to the car, I'll let you guys guess
    for a little bit longer! :wink:
     
  9. ramjamband

    ramjamband TPF Noob!

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    BMW have made cost savings and stopped fitting light switches to the latest models hence the lights are on when there is obviously enough natural daylight. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    ramjamband TPF Noob!

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    Hey MD,

    The car is one of many thousands rolling off a production line...........you are an original that can never be replaced.

    RJ
     
  12. ramjamband

    ramjamband TPF Noob!

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    Dear New BMW Owner:

    Congratulations on the purchase of your new automobile! We're sure that
    it will provide you with the utmost in driving pleasure and lifestyle
    enhancement.

    However, we must inform you that there are certain minimum requirements
    that a BMW customer must meet in order to retain ownership of his or her
    vehicle. Specifically, as a first time owner, you must take and pass the
    following classes, offered by your local BMW dealer:

    * ARR 101 -- Arrogance
    A six week course explaining the details of driving habits, posture,
    clothing, and other details that all lead to the arrogant appearance
    and demeanor that all BMW owners must present. $800/person

    * AGG 101 -- Aggressiveness
    Six weeks of hands-on experience in tailgating, rapid unsignaled lane
    changes, speeding, and hard breaking. When you complete this course
    you'll be able to merge your car into the tiniest available spot on the
    freeway and cause everyone around you to know a BMW just entered the
    road, even if they couldn't see you at the time. $1000/person

    * BUD 101 -- Budgeting To Make Your Car Payment
    Twelve weeks. $1500/person

    If this is a second (or later) BMW, then our requirements include:

    * ARR 102 -- Arrogance Refresher
    Three weeks of refresher course on arrogance. $650/person

    * AGG 102 -- Aggressiveness Refresher
    Three weeks of refresher course on aggressiveness. $850/person

    * BUD 102 -- Additional Budgeting Skills
    12 weeks. This course covers additional budgeting skills including:
    * How to buy your teenage child his or her first BMW and
    still make the payment on your own.
    * The home equity loan -- your friend.
    * Selling your house to pay for your car -- you can do it.
    * Paying for your BMW owner training classes -- yes, you have to.
    $1500/person

    These classes must be completed successfully during your first 3 months of
    ownership, or we will be forced to repossess your car.

    In addition, we offer other classes that you may be interested in taking.
    These include:

    * LIF 101 -- Living Where Other BMW Owners Live
    How to find those neighborhoods where your fellow BMW owners already live.
    Three weeks. $500/person

    * MAI 101 -- BMW Maintenance
    Four weeks. Basic training in how to open your wallet to pay BMW
    mechanics seven times the going hourly rate to fix your car when it
    breaks. $750/person

    * MAI 201 -- Advanced BMW Maintenance
    Eight weeks. Admission to this class requires instructor approval.
    Hypno-therapy to ease the process of opening the wallet of really
    tough customers.

    Please contact your BMW dealer to enroll in your required classes, and
    in any of the voluntary classes that appeal to you.

    Once again, we appreciate your business! Happy Driving!

    :lol: :lol:
     

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