where to stick it?

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  1. lostprophet

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    When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not
    produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to
    feel the pressure of being behind schedule.



    Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This
    stressed Santa even more.



    When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were
    about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven
    knows where. More stress.



    Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and
    the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.



    So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and
    a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the
    elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink.



    In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it
    broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor. He
    went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw
    end of the broom.



    Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door.
    He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big
    Christmas tree. The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas,
    Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where
    would you like me to stick it?"



    And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas
    tree.
     
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    doenoe TPF Noob!

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    whahahahaha, thats great. I laughed out loud :lol:
     
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    ahaha.
     
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    :lmao:
     
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    (*sigh*) Don't you just looooooooove Christmas stories??
     
  6. lostprophet

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    as someone who hate christmas with a vengeance, no
     
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    cameramike TPF Noob!

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    haha that was great
     
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    Glad to see it come, Love it when it's over.
     
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    Josh66 Been spending a lot of time on here!

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    That was hilarious.
     
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    That makes three of us then. But who's Vengeance? Have I ever met them?
     
  11. Alex_B

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    to me it still isn't clear yet where exactly .... oh well, let's not dig any deeper here ;)

    funny little story :)
     

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