Why Why Why??

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  1. lostprophet

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    1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

    2. Why do Banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
    isn't enough money in the account?

    3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

    4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

    5. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    6. Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

    7. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

    8. Why do Kamikase pilots wear helmets?

    9. Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word lisp?

    10. What is the speed of Darkness?

    11. Are there reserved parking spaces for non-disabled people at the Special
    Olympics?

    12. If people evolved from Apes, why are there still Apes?

    13. If it's true that we're here to help others, what are the others doing
    here?

    14. If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a
    hostage situation?

    15. What level of importance must a person have before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    16. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do Banks have branches?

    17. Why does a round Pizza come in a square box?

    18. How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would
    be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

    19. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a 'hearing'?

    20. Why is it people say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up, like every
    two hours?
     
  2. cherrymoose

    cherrymoose TPF Noob!

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    Mmm... the same reason a large amount of nails won't hurt you if you sit on them? Haha, who knows.
     
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    So it knows we are annoyed!

    They enjoy kicking a man when he's down

    Because you look like an alien, and they know sod all about paint!

    It's been in there since it was born - time to get out and stick to the real world!

    Cos he's a cheetah!

    So the junkie who gets it from the bin afterwards has half a chance

    Where do the ducks come from?

    So it hurts more when they hit ya

    thowwy about that

    Faster than Luke

    yeah, but those disabled buggers keep parking in em!

    Didcot is still there - need I say any more?

    being helped?

    Thats a yes / no question..... maybe

    been on TV

    So the vultures have a place to rest

    It goes with the TV

    The moon was more fun!

    Pardon?

    Think of what they get when they wake up! ;)
     
  4. lostprophet

    lostprophet No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    That will go down in History as the funniest reply ever!
     
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    Tangerini TPF Noob!

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    tempra I LOVE your answers! :lmao:
     
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    markc TPF Noob!

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    Why is someone who gets right to the point considered blunt?
     
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    William TPF Noob!

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    10- Same as the speed of light, rather, lack of light.
     
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    malkav41 TPF Noob!

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    Why is there braille on the drive-up ATMs?
     

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