Winter Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'Off Topic Chat' started by Walt, Jan 8, 2005.

  1. Walt

    Walt TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Feb 12, 2004
    Messages:
    1,054
    Likes Received:
    2
    Location:
    BC
    Subject: Snow Emergency Parking

    Norman and his wife live in Medicine Hat.One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimetres of snow today. You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street, so the snowplough can get through."
    Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.

    A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimetres of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplough can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.

    The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimetres of snow today. You must park." then the electric power goes out.

    Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do." Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plough can get through?

    With a voice like all of us men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
     
  2. LittleMan

    LittleMan TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2004
    Messages:
    6,648
    Likes Received:
    121
    Location:
    Texas
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos OK to edit
    :LOL: :lmao: :LOL: :lmao: :LOL:
    that's a good one.... :D
     
  3. mrsid99

    mrsid99 TPF Supporters Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2003
    Messages:
    2,964
    Likes Received:
    5
    Location:
    Florida
    Great....thanks Walt!
     
  4. Luminosity

    Luminosity No longer a newbie, moving up!

    Joined:
    Apr 30, 2004
    Messages:
    2,507
    Likes Received:
    17
    Location:
    Melbourne, Oz but missing Toronto.
    :lol:
     
  5. Lula

    Lula Cracks-Up At Crazy Titles!

    Joined:
    Jul 24, 2003
    Messages:
    1,255
    Likes Received:
    4
    Location:
    i'm not telling you
    :LOL: :LOL:
     
  6. SiCk

    SiCk TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Jan 5, 2005
    Messages:
    165
    Likes Received:
    3
    Location:
    Belfast, N.Ireland
    :lol: :lol:

    very good haha :D
     
  7. julz

    julz TPF Noob!

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2005
    Messages:
    216
    Likes Received:
    1
    Location:
    big yellow skip, belfast, uk
    Can others edit my Photos:
    Photos OK to edit
    haha, nice one
     

Share This Page

Search tags for this page

blonde joke about parking on street during winter