Women are from Venus, Men are definately from Mars

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  1. Meysha

    Meysha still being picky Vicky

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    Just another one of those pass it on email things, but I actually found this one really funny.

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    No sex tonight?

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

    FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"

    So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear..."You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.
    She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

    Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

    The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
    her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all.
    She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.

    We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.

    I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."

    She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I
    don't feel like it."

    Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a Baffled "WHAT???!!!"
    I then said,"Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

    Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
     
  2. ferny

    ferny TPF Noob!

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    :biglaugh:
    That was great! :lol:
     
  3. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    That was perfect....High five for the writer of the email!
     
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    graigdavis TPF Noob!

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    Haha, that was awesome!
     
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    Xmetal TPF Noob!

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    Seen it before but it's a pearler nontheless! :lol:
     
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    Smith2688 TPF Noob!

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    hahahhahahha that was great!
     
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    danalec99 TPF Noob!

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    :lol:.
     
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    photo gal TPF Noob!

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  9. Artemis

    Artemis Just Punked Himself

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    I soo wanna try that when I get a girlfriend :p
     
  10. mentos_007

    mentos_007 The Freshmaker!

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    hahahahaah a genius wrote that :) good :)
     
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    Luminosity No longer a newbie, moving up!

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    :lol: Thats great !
     

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