Words Women Use, and their meaning!

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    WORDS WOMEN USE
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    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when
    they feel they are right and you need to shut up.
    Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this
    will cause you to have one of those arguments.


    FIVE MINUTES
    This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
    minutes that your football game is going to last
    before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.


    NOTHING
    This means "something," and you should be on your
    toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the
    feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out,
    upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
    signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes"
    and end with "Fine"


    GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
    This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
    getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the
    word "Fine"


    GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
    This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I
    don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead"
    in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and
    "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five
    Minutes" when she cools off.


    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
    statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"
    means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and
    wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
    arguing with you over "Nothing"


    SOFT SIGH
    Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft
    Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to
    not move or breathe, and she will stay content.


    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
    woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she
    wants to think long and hard before paying you back
    for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay"
    is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction
    with a "Raised Eyebrow."


    GO AHEAD!
    At some point in the near future, you are going to be
    in some mighty big trouble.


    PLEASE DO
    This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
    giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse
    or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you
    have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so
    be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"


    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not! faint. Just say
    you're welcome.


    THANKS A LOT
    This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
    say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at
    you. It signifies that you have offended her in some
    callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh."
    Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud
    Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing"

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