YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, WHEN:

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  1. Scott WRG Editor

    Scott WRG Editor King of Smoothness

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    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005, WHEN:

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.



    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.



    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.



    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.



    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends & family
    is that they don't have email addresses.



    6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the
    phone in a business manner.



    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to
    get an outside line.



    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for
    three different companies.



    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 10 o'clock news.



    11. Your VCR is now the 8 track of 21st century and you are
    thinking you need a TV no thicker than an
    encyclopedia. Your kids will
    never know what an encyclopedia is. What are you
    going to do with your
    Entertainment Center Armoire?




    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to
    see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.




    13. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom
    of the screen.




    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't
    have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life,
    is now a cause for panic
    and you turn around to go and get it.



    15. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting
    your coffee.



    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)



    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.



    18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to
    forward this message.



    19 You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.



    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a
    #9 on this list.



    AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to
    your friends...you know you want to!
     
  2. Picksure

    Picksure TPF Noob!

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    :lol: sad but true.

    thanks for the chuckle
     
  3. Mitica100

    Mitica100 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member

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    Perfect description! :lmao: :lmao:

    Thanks for the laugh.
     
  4. LilCujo

    LilCujo the quiet troublemaker! Supporting Member

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    LMAO!!!!!! that is so sad and true, I don't know if I should cry or laugh...
     
  5. Andrea K

    Andrea K TPF Noob!

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  6. clarinetJWD

    clarinetJWD The Naked Spammer Staff Member

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    Wow. I think I've done everything on that list. Except #9. There is no 9, but I didn't notice :lmao:
     

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