Your Gravestone...

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  1. Alexandra

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    I had this conversation with a friend of mine, today... We had such a laugh trying to think of cool stuff we'd like to see written on our gravestones...
    SO, what would YOU like to be written on yours? Could be a joke, a pun, a poem you love, whatever you want. doesn't have to be funny...
    I know it's kinda creepy, but hey, you better think of it right now if don't want to end up stuck for eternity with some crap your friends and family will make up and that you won't even like :D

    (No worries, i'm not planning to die soon and i love life :mrgreen: )

    Come on! I know you're already full of ideas!
     
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    It's a classic, but I have always got a good laugh of the one that said, "See, I told you I was sick!". A family member of mine has a saying in which she says all the time, "Remeber to look behind yourself!" *as to not forget anything* So am tempted on suggesting that "Look behind you" be put on :lol:. Kidding of course.

    All sincerety, I could care less what the block of stone above my decaying body says. As long as it doesn't say, "Dig here".
     
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    Haha Brittany, you crack me up tonight! You gotta do the dishes at church more often!

    And in all seriousness, I want on my gravestone something to the effect of "Loyal sun, caring brother, devoted father, loving husband, faithful Christian, good friend." That's the kind of legacy I want to leave behind me.
     
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    Jon, don't forget "amazing lover"! *pointing up at ya signature* :eyebrows:
     
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    You mean "Amazing sleeper", right?
     
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    :lol:
    can't you just be horny for a minute?
     
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    whahahaha
     
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    so doenoe, you still didnt say what you ganna write on yours!

    Just figured out that i didn't neither... well, as i am still horny because of Jon (you know how to drive me wild, boy ...sorry. just teasing.), I'll go with something like "I've been laying below you for years and you only bought me flowers!?"
    :lol:
     
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    I think I shall have 'Gone to Lunch - back in 10 minutes'.
     
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    Mine's gonna say, "Why are you wasting time out of your life reading a dead person's gravestone? Go live."
     
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    uhm i dunno, maybe something like "Can someone get this stone of my head, its heavy as hell"
     
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    During lunch at my old job, I sometimes took a walk at the cemetary beside my office. One day, I saw a headstone that said, "I'd rather be skiing" on it. I thought it was hillarious because I've always heard of people saying they're going to do that, but only seen that one.

    On that note, I'd like to say that I would put something like, "Lets go somewhere else...it's too dead around here..."
     
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