Recent content by Hertz van Rental

  1. Hertz van Rental

    Holy c***!

    Looks like your glass is empty. It's Anty's round. I suspect that comment will be misconstrued.
  2. Hertz van Rental

    Holy c***!

    PS Tongue in cheek? Who's cheek? More to the point, which cheeks?
  3. Hertz van Rental

    Holy c***!

    No, check. Anyone who wears flares now has no fashion sense and would wear checks with stripes. I cheek my spilling grapefruitly and novel mink any.
  4. Hertz van Rental

    Holy c***!

    I haven't worn flares since the 70's. The check of the woman.
  5. Hertz van Rental

    First concert you ever attended...

    I nearly punched him once
  6. Hertz van Rental

    Holy c***!

    Avis ate them all. Said he needed the roughage.
  7. Hertz van Rental

    Holy c***!

    We're supposed to post photos? That would imply this is some kind of photography forum and begs the question 'what am I doing here?' Answers on postcards, please.
  8. Hertz van Rental

    Holy c***!

    No need to frisk. He's all white. The dungeon bear suit I left money in was kinda fungus with eye holes.
  9. Hertz van Rental

    Holy c***!

    They won't let him in here - which shows sense. But then, they've let me back in. The fools!!
  10. Hertz van Rental

    Holy c***!

    Where was I? Where has the dungeon gone? I left twenty quid in that bear suit.
  11. Hertz van Rental

    Top Poster?

    We both know what things were like here back then :)
  12. Hertz van Rental

    Top Poster?

    Would you sooner Avis put in an appearance? And be honest. Tell them you got a 25,000 post exaggeration allowance when you were made a mod.
  13. Hertz van Rental

    Top Poster?

    Things like that used to happen here on purpose - but that was in the old days. We had a dungeon and a bear suit then....
  14. Hertz van Rental

    Ansel Adams - Whats so great?

    Clearly you know nothing about the History of Art (and I'm talking painting here). Picasso was personally responsible for starting at least three distinct and important movements in Art. His unfinished painting Demoiselles d'Avignon is arguably the single most important painting of the last...
  15. Hertz van Rental

    Dissertation

    It pulled me out of retirement! Who do I sue?
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