Lez325

Here's one that I fancy .... https://www.zazzle.com/if_its_touri..._shoot_them_bumper_sticker-128189232126084932

Here's another that I like .... https://www.zazzle.com/this_vehicle_does_not_brake_for_tourists_bumper_sticker-128877147457255901

Since you're intrigued I'll end any suffering from waiting to know, it goes like this .......

Redneck #1: Lookie thar! M R ducks!
Redneck #2: M R not.
Redneck #1: S M R, C M wangs!
Redneck #2: L I B! M R ducks!
- author, unknown.

I know it's pretty simple and dumb but kinda cute ... in a catchy, rednecky sort of way, lol!