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  1. Hertz van Rental

    Holy c***!

    Where was I? Where has the dungeon gone? I left twenty quid in that bear suit.
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    How embarrassing!

    Not to mention ironic. Lawsuit seeks millions from Canadian labels So if you get prosecuted for illegal downloading just claim that you fully intended to pay the copyright holder - once you'd identified who that was - at some unspecified future date. :lol:
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    Strip snap

    Me being me, I have come up with the ultimate in pointless games: strip snap. It's just what it says on the box. Post a card (for example Queen of Spades). The next player then posts a card. If that card is the same as the preceding card then the first player to declare 'snap' wins the...
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    Well spank me sideways and call me Berlusconi!

    It's been five years now. Doesn't time fly when you're bored? To all the old guard (they know who they are) wherever they are - have a drink on me. I'm only sorry I never made it.
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    Happy Birthday

    40 years ago to-day man first set foot on the moon. And on the 25 July, 1909 - less than 60 years before - Louis Bleriot became the first man to cross the English Channel in an aeroplane. So in a meagre 60 years the human race went from flying a few miles to flying to another world. And...
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    It could only happen in England...

    BBC NEWS | UK | Pagan police get solstice leave :lmao:
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    Oh joy!

    I am inside the police perimeter :grumpy: BBC NEWS | England | Leicestershire | Prison riot still out of control
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    This is important.

    Vote for Earth on Saturday 28th March and show you care. It could make all the difference. Earth Hour: Vote Earth - The world’s first global election.
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    Take that, Australia!

    We Brits have managed to beat them at one sport, at least. BBC NEWS | UK | UK regains 'extreme' ironing record
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    What did you do at work to-day, Daddy?

    Mostly I made cups of tea for police, gave them access to the toilets and kept out of the way of the sniffer dogs. Go here to see why :lmao:
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    A quick visit.

    In keeping with my knack of being in the right place at the right time with a camera... Actually I was there as part of my job but even so :lol:
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    I 09

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    I thought I told you...

    ...never to play with your food. :lmao: But this will bring a tear to your eye: :shock: slide potato??
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    It's not just Americans...

    ...who are weird.,25642,24654572-5014108,00.html
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    I've certainly noticed a big drop in my spam tray :lol: