1000 Random posts in a week

[EIngerson]

Konnichiwa

 

[mishele]

I had a one night stand w/ o hey tyler....just sayin.

 

[EIngerson]

You spelled light wrong.

 

[davesnothere11]

I'm feeling gassy

 

[snowbear]

Chicken and waffles for dinner!

 

[sm4him]

Oh man, our Maintenance Director is a GIANT P.I.T.A.
It feels good to get THAT off my chest and bump the post count, too.

 

[davesnothere11]

On the road again …

 

[sm4him]

where's thinkricky??? when's the last time HE posted in this durn thread??
I think he created it just to drive OCD people like me off the edge, and now he's off taking photos...

 

[davesnothere11]

where's thinkricky??? when's the last time HE posted in this durn thread??
I think he created it just to drive OCD people like me off the edge, and now he's off taking photos...

Sooooo you are calling him a lazy slacker for not seeing this through with true dedication to the original concept?

 

[sm4him]

where's thinkricky??? when's the last time HE posted in this durn thread??
I think he created it just to drive OCD people like me off the edge, and now he's off taking photos...

Sooooo you are calling him a lazy slacker for not seeing this through with true dedication to the original concept?

Well, actually, I'm undecided between calling him a lazy slacker for not following through, or an Evil Menace to Society for just messing with us like this.. :lmao:

 

[snowbear]

You know this can't be good . . .

WE CARE

Dear Postal Customer:

 

[davesnothere11]

You know this can't be good . . .

WE CARE

Dear Postal Customer:

I hope you paid for insurance or at least used a fake name for that delivery from Colombia.

 

[snowbear]

I hope you paid for insurance or at least used a fake name for that delivery from Colombia.

Not a big deal - a newsletter with a torn cover.

<continued>

We sincerely regret the damage to your mail during handling by the Postal Service. We hope this incident did not inconvenience you. We realize that your mail is important to you and that you have every right to expect it to be delivered in good condition.

Although every effort is made to prevent damage to the mail, occasionally this will occur because of the great volume handled and the rapid processing methods which must be employed to assure the most expeditious distribution possible.

 

[davesnothere11]

Hmmm trying to scare you into paying for insured delivery.

 

[snowbear]

<continued>
Although every effort is made to prevent damage to the mail, occasionally this will occur because of the great volume handled and the rapid processing methods which must be employed to assure the most expeditious distribution possible.


We hope you understand. We assure you that we are constantly striving to improve our processing methods in order that even a rare occurrence may be eliminated.


Please accept out apologies.


Sincerely,


Your Postmaster