a giggle for avis and uncle albert

[aprilraven]

considering ya'lls significant age group....( and mine!!)

heres a joke you both will understand for the old show...

i thought it was funny.....


THE LONE RANGER AND TONTO STOPPED IN THE DESERT FOR THE NIGHT. AFTER
THEY
GOT THEIR TENT ALL SET UP, BOTH MEN FELL SOUND ASLEEP.

SOME HOURS LATER, TONTO WAKES THE LONE RANGER AND SAYS, "KEMO SABE,
LOOK
TOWARDS
THE SKY, WHAT DO YOU SEE?"

THE LONE RANGER REPLIES. "I SEE
MILLIONS OF STARS."

"WHAT THAT TELL YOU?" ASKED TONTO.

THE LONE RANGER PONDER FOR A
MINUTE THEN SAYS, "ASTRONOMICALLY SPEAKING, IT
TELLS ME THERE ARE MILLIONS OF GALAXIES AND POTENTIALLY BILLIONS OF
PLANETS.
ASTROLOGICALLY, IT TELLS ME THAT SATURN IS IN LEO.
TIME WISE, IT APPEARS TO BE APPROXIMATELY QUARTER PAST THREE IN THE
MORNING.
THEOLOGICALLLY, IT'S EVIDENT THE LORD IS ALL-POWERFUL AND WE ARE SMALL
AND
INSIGNIFICANT.
METEOROLOGICALLY, IT SEEMS WE WILL HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY TOMORROW."
WHAT DOES IT TELL YOU, TONTO?

TONTO IS SILENT FOR A MOMENT, THEN SAYS,
"KEMO SABE, YOU DUMBER THAN DUMB.
IT MEANS SOMEONE STOLE TENT.


hope ya'll all get a laugh outta it...sometimes i think we take ourselves way too seriously...!!!

anyone want to add more jokes, i am in......like bace said, its wednesday..

we need to yuk it up some...

 

[Hertz van Rental]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are surrounded by hundreds of Apache out for blood.
The Lone Ranger fires his last bullet and looks at Tonto.
"Well, Tonto," he says. "Looks like we're done for this time."
Tonto grins at him and says....









"What do you mean 'we', white man?"

 

[aprilraven]

:hail: great one hertz..

i'm outta lone ranger ones...how bout..


What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

 

[anicole]

I'm fresh out of jokes, Raven ... but I have to admit when I first opened this thread and read the Lone Ranger ... I was worried it was the one where Lone Ranger kept asking Silver for a Posse!



Glad it wasn't!

:blushing:

 

[aprilraven]

ohhh ohh.. i for got this one...

a farside cartoon.... the lone ranger sitting at his desk, old, no teeth...

mutters as he looks in indian dictionary...

kemosabee- translated- horses *ss ... what the h---????

 

[aprilraven]

here is one for jonmikal...

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

And he still likes to shove his nose in your crot.... I'll get my coat.

 

[aprilraven]

your a sick sick man.......but thanks for playing my little reindeer games..

seems its just you, me and anicole...

wonder where unc al..and avis are??