A joke for Avis.

[Hertz van Rental]

Two fish in a tank.
One fish turns to the other and says: 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'

 

[mentos_007]

you're a freak you know?

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Two fish in a tank.
One fish turns to the other and says: 'Do you know how to drive this thing?'

you're a freak you know?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

you're a freak you know?

Maybe - but it didn't stop you from giving me a hug :mrgreen:

 

[PlasticSpanner]

Mentos has a thing for freaks!

 

[photogoddess]

Mentos has a thing for freaks!

She's not the only one.

 

[Calliope]

Mentos has a thing for freaks!

Everybody likes freaks... it's the "normal" people you have to worry about!

 

[Rob]

A skeleton walks into a pub and asks for a pint of bitter and a mop.

Rob

 

[mentos_007]

A skeleton walks into a pub and asks for a pint of bitter and a mop.

Rob

I love you freaks :*

 

[Hertz van Rental]

If you drop a Nikon and a Canon off the top of the Empire State, which one hits the ground first?

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Who cares?

 

[Unimaxium]

Probably the canon because it's more aerodynamic

 

[mentos_007]

well... I'd catch both if I could... so neither of them would hit the ground

 

[danalec99]

Probably the canon because it's more aerodynamic

You de man!

 

[Corry]

Two guys walk into a bar....









...the third one ducks! BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA!!!









What? I thought it was funny.