A joke for Avis.

[PlasticSpanner]

Two parrots sitting on a Perch and one asks the other, "Can you smell fish?"

 

[DestinDave]

A fish swims into a concrete wall and says "Dam".

 

[DestinDave]

Two cannibals are eating a clown and one says to the other "This taste funny to you?"

 

[MommyOf4Boys]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

 

[Unimaxium]

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Yes.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

Yes.

Is that a minimalist joke or am I missing the point? ;-)

 

[Rob]

Is that a minimalist joke or am I missing the point? ;-)

I've never cared much for pointillism.

 

[Hertz van Rental]

I've never cared much for pointillism.

You shouldn't be careless with pointy things

 

[Rob]

You shouldn't be careless with pointy things

What's your point then, if I'm supposed to care?

 

[photo gal]

You shouldn't be careless with pointy things

You're right......things could end up getting messy! : )



unless you like that sort of thing than just disregard my previous statement!

 

[anicole]

I saw a wino eating a bunch of grapes .... I said, "DUDE! You gotta wait a few years!"

 

[photo gal]

I saw a wino eating a bunch of grapes .... I said, "DUDE! You gotta wait a few years!"

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Hertz van Rental]

What's your point then, if I'm supposed to care?

I'm pointless - but that doesn't mean I'm not sharp. But you don't need to care for me as the nurses are paid to do that

 

[photo gal]

I just got lost in thought............. It was unfamiliar territory.

 

[aprilraven]

oh my gosh i am so outta the loop....

let see.... ya'll took all my usual ones...

except, ( and a thousand apologies to chiller, who told me this joke..)

a baby seal walks into a club......