Bacon isn't a thread derailment attempt, it's - bacon! a legit reason for a post.
I thought too the thread title had changed... because I was on earlier and don't even know if I logged in! that's just how it goes.
It's a message board, you can probably only expect so much (as Vtec said, nobody's getting paid for time spent doing critiques), how much time does anyone have? If you seriously want critique on your work maybe find another way to get that - a class, a camera club, go to a photography exhibit/opening where there's cheese and an opportunity to connect with other photographers, etc. I've found it helpful to have taken a class and gotten an opportunity to get feedback on my work from an instructor, so maybe find something else that would work for you. On here it probably depends on everyone's time and skills and areas of interest etc. how much they'll critique photos.