Blonde's Backseat (Joke)

[Jeff Canes]

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get l}cky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.

''NO!'' yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her panty hose and jeans down around her knees.’ Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.

''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde breathing heavily. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''

The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''

 

[Corry]

Heh heh...I just got that in email the other day!

 

[Hertz van Rental]

So a blonde, a brunette and a redhead are diving across the dessert when their car breaks down.
After half-an-hour of tinkering the brunette declares it unfixable. "We'll just have to walk for help."
As they set off the redhead runs back to the car and gets a big bottle of water off the back seat.
"What's that for?" asks the brunette.
"In case we get thirsty. It's a long walk."
"Hey! That's a realy sensible idea," says the brunette an running back to the car gets a bag of sweets out the glove box.
"What's that for?" asks the redhead.
"In case we get hungry. The sugar will help us keep going."
"That's a brilliant idea," says the redhead.
Just then the blonde runs back to the car, wrenches one of the doors off the hinges and starts dragging it behind her.
The other two look puzzled.
And the blonde says "it's in case we get hot. We can wind the window down!"

 

[Niki]

Hehehe :LOL:

 

[malachite]

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. Almost there they saw a big green freeway sign "Disneyland Left"......so they turned around an went home.

 

[Jeff Canes]

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