Can anyone list the TOP 10 lies of a Men/Women

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Please list::lmao:
 

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hmm, top 10, not sure, do you know?
 
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nvr2low said:
hmm, top 10, not sure, do you know?

for men..
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Top 10 --Promise I won't leave you

Top 9--I never talk to her anymore

Top 8--I'm with my friends

Top 7--your the only one

Top 6--She's only a friend

Top 5--I hate my X-girlfriend

Top 4--I don't have a phone

Top 3--I won't look back to anybody your the only one I love

Top 2--your my angel

Top 1--I love you very very much!

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isn't it true? when a guy had a girl friend?:lol:
 

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A few more....

"No, that doesn't make your butt look fat".

"I love having your mother visit".

"Of course I remembered that it's our six month anniversary."
 

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Antarctican said:
A few more....

"No, that doesn't make your butt look fat".

"I love having your mother visit".

"Of course I remembered that it's our six month anniversary."
I've only been asked that question twice and both times my answer was:
"Do I look stupid to you?"
 

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DestinDave said:
I've only been asked that question twice and both times my answer was:
"Do I look stupid to you?"

You should have a nice long chat with my boyfriend and teach him a few things. :p
 

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DestinDave said:
Don't know about 2-10 but #1 lie from women...

I've never done that before...

Please refer to my previous post - do I look stupid to you?

:lmao:

:angel: :bigangel:
 

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No. 1 lie from women...























....it's your baby.
 

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#10 I didn't do it
#9 It was like it when I found it
#8 What woman? I was just looking at the view.
#7 I'll do it later!
#6 I'm just going for one pint with Ted.
#5 No, I'd love to go shopping for lingerie with you.
#4 The green dress looks best.
#3 I didn't hear my cell/mobile phone ring
#2 I'm going to have some mates round to watch the match, but we won't make any noise or mess.
#1 I promise I won't get drunk
 

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Rob said:
Men:

#10 I didn't do it
#9 It was like it when I found it
#8 What woman? I was just looking at the view.
#7 I'll do it later!
#6 I'm just going for one pint with Ted.
#5 No, I'd love to go shopping for lingerie with you.
#4 The green dress looks best.
#3 I didn't hear my cell/mobile phone ring
#2 I'm going to have some mates round to watch the match, but we won't make any noise or mess.
#1 I promise I won't get drunk

I hear this one ALLL too much. It's either that or "My phone died"
 

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core_17 said:
I hear this one ALLL too much. It's either that or "My phone died"

Well...if he just said "I just didn't want to talk to you", what would be your reaction?
 

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Or even worse, I was the middle of handling someone uhh...something else.
 

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