Chat up lines

[ferny]

gee thank, i thought you'd never ask.

*whistles*
Chase! We've got a poor self defensive woman in need of some help! Come sort her out for us.

See, I'm perfectly innocent. :mrgreen:

 

[Niki]

I've heard: "Your parents must be seashells, since you are such a pearl."

 

[andycarnall]

I've heard: "Your parents must be seashells, since you are such a pearl."

That's awful uke:

But did it work???

 

[mad_malteaser]

I have heard some pretty dodgy ones in my time. No wonder I avoid the whole dating scene now!!

"My name's......, just so you know what to scream later."

"You know what would look good on you? Me." <--- this one actually made me laugh so much, my drink came out of my nose.

Staring at my chest: "Are those real?!
My reply: "That's for me to know and you to wonder."

And the only one that was successful: "Be unique and different, say yes."

 

[ferny]

Staring at my chest: "Are those real?!
My reply: "That's for me to know and you to wonder."

I'd be tempted to say, "Nope, they've just put them in as part of my gender correction operation. Do you like them?" and then flutter your eyes at him.

 

[Niki]

That's awful uke:

But did it work???

Nope.

 

[mad_malteaser]

I'd be tempted to say, "Nope, they've just put them in as part of my gender correction operation. Do you like them?" and then flutter your eyes at him.

Worth it for the reaction alone. I'll remember that tonight when I'm out on the town.

 

[Verbal]

rofl, these are too funny! However, best pickup line ever: "Marry me?" Believe me, it works.

Wait, crap! Maybe my fiance didn't want me to share the trade secret...